Looks Like A Lever is a blog dedicated to posting amusingly asinine or inappropriately nonchalant observations made by protagonists in survival-horror games. For example: “Just some newspaper on the floor. Useless,” when the newspaper is covered in blood and there is some mangled abomination on the floor right next to it. You get the picture. Feel free to submit. I have no idea at this point how often I will update this.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Sometimes I’m not sure the voice actors were told the context for the things they were supposed to say. These lines are being read like a dad who got turned around while taking a tour of a school that he is considering sending his daughter to.
Yeah it’s probably not worth it to take water with me. It’s not like I’ve been sprinting around a decently sized town fighting monsters or anything.
What’s this? Hydrochloric acid. Yeah maybe I’ll need this to melt a statue of an old man’s hand later or something. Better take it.
I don’t really understand the logistics of this plan, Harry, but okay.
![I realize that this isn’t a survival-horror game (because duh), but Navi is pretty knowledgable in levers.
Source: [x]
Indeed, Navi is a master of stating the stupidly obvious at the wrong time.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzclg5R1Ic1rpxuvzo1_1280.jpg)
I realize that this isn’t a survival-horror game (because duh), but Navi is pretty knowledgable in levers.
Source: [x]
Indeed, Navi is a master of stating the stupidly obvious at the wrong time.
“What’s this?”
Harry turns and casually continues on down the hallway, no longer curious about the object he somehow failed to identify as a fucking corpse.
My favorite part of this is that it is very clearly a dog house but Harry can’t quite be sure until he actually sees a dog using it. Until then, it’s just some small house as far as he’s concerned.
I want to start a blog dedicated to asinine observations protagonists make in survival-horror games.
And so it is done. An appropriate first post.
